Danny Devito Buying A Sports Car To Drown His Divorce Sorrows In Young Tail?

Screw gas prices and fuel economy!!
Danny DeVito knows that where he's going, he can't take his money with him!
To the East Coast, we mean. He won't be able to fit those fat stacks of cash in the trunk of his car!
Especially if the rumors are true that he's ready to live life in the fast lane again and is searching for a flashy sports car!
After three decades of marriage to Rhea Perlman and 67 years of living-life in general, the Always Sunny star is beginning anew!
Gotta respect the mid-life four-fitfths life crisis!
Hoping to baptize himself in the waters of young women's vaginas a clean start, sources claim the Ladies' Man's first step is acquiring a Porsche.
One said:

“Danny has been embracing the single life. He is revisiting his youth and feels like a young man again and can do whatever he wants. His good friend Jack Nicholson lives a care-free and easy life – and Danny wants exactly the same at the moment. He’s done his duty as a parent, raising his three kids, and now that they’re adults, he’s looking to cut loose. The first steps of this transformation are trading his current ride for a flash car; he’s always wanted a Porsche or a Ferrari and he’s been trying them out for size."

We get it, Danny!
The young ladies are constantly handling Jack Nicholson's fine mahogany stick-shift and you want a piece of the action!
Hooray for feeling youthful!
We just feel terrible you wasted 30 years of yours and Rhea's time in figuring out what you wanted!!
Well, it wasn't a complete waste for him. He was apparently still cleaning up getting sloppy on set with the ladies while Rhea watched the kiddies at home.
Another source explained what's going on in his soon-to-be ex-wife's brainpan:

"Danny can be quite the flirt… he’s not ashamed to abuse his position and chat-up young, aspiring woman looking to make it in the industry. Despite his reputation as a lovable, funny guy… if he sees an attractive girl in a coffee shop or walking down the street, he will give her the eye. After years of turning a blind eye to it, Rhea finally snapped. She had enough of his bad-boy behavior and wanted an end to their marriage."

Yikes! Poor girl!
She needs to find herself a nice pool-boy to re-chlorinate her waters and do a deep cleaning of the filter her husband likely neglected for awhile now!!

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Spent $40k Building A Private Sex Shack In France?!

And it smells like fish!
Or at least it used to, before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $40k converting the old fisherman's shack on the grounds of their French estate into a private love bungalow!
And, by "love," we of course mean seXXX — so dirty, raunch, nasty, wonderful, and hardcore that it would make Christian Grey blush like an embarrassed school girl who accidentally entered the boys' locker room!
Insiders say their shrine to the horizontal mambo has more toys than a preschool!
Even better? The building is completely soundproof!
Now the Snatch star can play a hot game of Tomb Raider with his wife and turn the volume all the way up!!

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EXCLUSIVE Colton Haynes Confirms Teen Wolf Departure! Get Jeff Davis' Side Of The Story HERE!

Now we're official brokenhearted!
We have EXCLUSIVE confirmation that the beautimuss Colton Haynes is leaving the cast of Teen Wolf for good!
Jeff Davis, the exec producer and creator of the MTV series, tells PerezHilton.com:

"Colton and I spoke Friday and he confirmed that he is indeed leaving the show. We're sad to hear it, but I completely understand. Colton has to do what he feels is in his best interest for his career. But I'm going to miss him. He's a good friend and an incredibly talented actor. But this is his decision and we wish him the best of luck."

When first broke the story of Colton's unofficial departure, we were told that Mr. Davis tried to get the actor to quit by only allowing him to appear in 12 of season 3's 24 episodes.
Jeff says nothing couldn't be further from the truth:

"As for the comments about only 12 episodes, that's absolutely false. We were trying to get him back for multiple seasons of the show. Potentially, over forty episodes."

Jeff goes on to discard rumors that Teen Wolf "heads" are pissed at Hottie Haynes for appearing in Leona Lewis video.
The creator claims that's a pile of wolf crap, telling us:

"No idea where that comes from since Tyler Posey did a video a while back and we were more than happy to promote it. In fact, we love when the actors are doing other projects. Especially something like Dylan O'Brien's new movie, The First Time, which is coming out soon. It only benefits the show.
As for me being irrational? I can't really defend that. I am, after all, a writer. :)"

HA!
Well, that settles THAT!
Colton is leaving the show (sadface) but he's leaving on great terms, with (what we're sure are) plenty of new exciting projects in his future!
We can't wait to see what Teen Wolf and Colton have in store!

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Susan Sarandon Reveals 'Disgusting' Casting Couch Encounter

Susan Sarandon wasn't always the star she was today and when she was just starting out as an actress in New York, she experienced the shady "casting couch" business practice that still haunts the industry to this day.
In November's issue of Elle magazine, the 66-year-old recounted a "disgusting" audition experience during which she was sexually assaulted and explained:

“I just went into a room, and a guy practically threw me on the desk. It was my early days in New York, and it was really disgusting. It wasn’t like I gave it a second though, it was so badly done.”

Luckily, his charm forceful advances didn't work, since Sarandon continued:

“It was not successful — for either of us.”

Either way, it sounds like an awful experience.
Such a shame that people like that anonymous perv continue to get away with it!

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Jay-Z Threatens To Cut Chris Brown Off Over Rihanna Relationship

And this is one threat that Chris Brown should take seriously!
Jay-Z has given Rihanna his blessing to start dating Breezy again. The industry heavyweight has told his princess that "if Chris truly makes her happy then go for it."
While he had kind words for RiRi, he had a sterner exchange with the man who put her in the hospital back in 2009.
During a recent concert, Jay threatened Chris' career if he makes the same mistake twice. A source explained:

"He invited them as a couple to his concert in New York and backstage he called Chris to one side and told him if he hurts Rihanna, whether emotionally or physically, it’s over for him. He’ll ensure it will result in the end of his career.”

We would hope that Breezy doesn't need a threat to make him think twice about laying another hand on any woman EVER, but this should help.
After all, Jay-Z is not a man you want to piss off…twice.

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